Last year Roger the Dodgy Rabbit tried to tell me the Easter Bunny is really Mum and Dad. I was very sad and didn't believe him but thought I'd better check it out.
This year I pretended I was asleep but kept one eye open. Then I really did fall asleep.
Woof wooooffffff, we're going on holidays. A break from the Palm Tree Terminator [Dad] and his noisy chainsaw! I'm going to try out this Easter Egg Hunt: